Holy crap, what a year. What a friggin year! Life is flying by at a massive clip. Seems like I just moved back to New York from California and started at the Trump. That was a really good job....NOT. Please read the articles on my Sommelier. Now I know why it took him so long to grab a bottle of

Lessons are everywhere and so are the answers. For example, I learned that the in-flight wireless on this Delta flight is not for streaming movies on Netflix. For the record it's a Boeing 757-200 narrow body and I'm drinking a Chardonnay, the red was a Merlot, yikes. In fact I'm not sure this blog w

For crying out loud, somebody hang a giant clock in the airport. Which airport? I don't give a rat's arse, just pick any airport and hang a giant clock. I was at LAX a couple of weeks ago (that's the airport in Los Angeles for those of you that are fully retarded or even partially retarded, more on

My mom reads my blog. She sent me an email asking me if I would like to read a book called "Ten things to do when your life is falling apart." Don't worry Ma, life is good, life is very good! Your son is just a smart ass. . I love Social Networks. Today especially, thanks to my friend Meredi

I'm baaaaaaaaaack! Did you miss me? I'm sure you did :) How could you not? Nobody is safe. Black, White, Asian, Fat, Skinny, Short, Tall, Handi-Capped or Retarded. You're probably still trying to "train your dragon". Trust me, that shit ain't easy. I just re-read that blog and it's right on. Don't

Prop 8 was just voted unconstitutional. For those of you who don't know, Prop 8 made gay marriage illegal in California. It's interesting how people hate gays so much, but love Ellen. HELLO, she's gay. Why would the conservatives want to defend something that works less than 50% of the time? Tom Cru

Life is not as definite as you think. Everybody wants to say that it's their destiny,  the plan or maybe God has you on a path. The truth is that nothing is set in stone, except death and taxes, actually just death, you don't have to pay your taxes. I was driving home from work last night and it hi

"It's called subsidized gov't housing here and there's no such thing as double wide. however, there are a lot of people without shirts, buying cigarettes by the carton, and drinking beer before noon..." Lindsay Jang Matt and Lindsay on moving day. That's was my good friend Lindsa

Blind spots can be pretty dangerous. I was driving on 6th St the other day and I was set to change to the right lane. I checked my blind spot, I signaled, I glanced over one more time and saw a flash of a shadow. I was ready to make that lane change and realized there was a little, black sports car

Can anyone tell me why my shower nozzle is at chin level? I am not abnormally tall, just a smidgen over 6 feet. Anyone who knows I moved to Koreatown, could safely make an argument right there, but I have noticed the low shower head in lots of different places, whether a house or a hotel. I have to